Went to the wine store today with wifey to get some beer (boy can she put it away). So we're waiting in line and this young lady puts down a couple of bottles of high end Tequila and l asked if it was good stuff. She said it was rated the best in 2022. l told her l wasn't coming on to her because l was there with wifey and she kind of giggled. Oh, before that a couple was checking out in front of us. They dropped something  on the floor and l told him. He said l know, so ok you're a jerk. Well we get up to check out and Mary(the cashier) said he was rude and that he should have said thank you. I told Mary that some people just go thru life miserable and they aren't going to bring me down. So we're walking to the car and my beautiful, wonderful, smart wife looks at me and says that l was old enough to be that girl's dad, and l said some women like older men. Another day in paradise.