I was sitting on my front porch with the wife and I thought she said something{i'm a little hard of hearing}so l asked what she said and she said she hadn't said anything, So a few minutes later she say's something again and l ask what she said and she gives me this crazy look and say's she didn't say anything. Well a few more  minutes pass and she say's something and l look at her but don't say anything and the she say's that was a crow squawking. She hits me on my arm and goes inside. Ain't life grand.